Let's Pretend I'm Normal

Hello wonderful world. My name is Kali and this is jackass.

what if i made like… a thousand bite-sized pancakes

covered them in syrup

put them in a bowl

and ate them like cereal?

I got a new cuff that looks like a tiny man is climbing my ear
SAY IT TO MY FACE BRO, 
I DEER YOU

so if one person ate peanut butter
and another person ate jelly
and they made out
would it taste like peanut butter and jelly?

shopping wholesale is like magic. my three skirts and two pairs of tights come to under $30.

did-you-kno:



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im sick and tired of people bitching about stuff their parents do FOR them

I’VE DONE A TERRIBLE THING

I’VE DONE A TERRIBLE THING

it’s christmas eve, it’s getting pretty intense,
looks like someone
upped the antler

being sick and coughing up blood sucks so my boyfriend brought me some chocolate ice cream

Makes obnoxious buzzing sounds

i thought i might jump on the bandwagon
its rough but im working on it

MY LAPTOP IS FIXED!

So I’m really into Star Wars (if you didn’t already know) and this was a message I just got from my boyfriend.I just.Oh my goodness.

So I’m really into Star Wars (if you didn’t already know) and this was a message I just got from my boyfriend.
I just.
Oh my goodness.

my boyfriend is the cutest

when it snows he calls it “cuddling weather”