Let's Pretend I'm Normal

Hello wonderful world. My name is Kali and this is jackass.

Anonymous said: Hey! You probably get asks about this a lot, but I just wanted to let you know, the person who voices broadway karkat said she doesn't want anyone cosplaying him, as she made the design and everything :/

Actually, she saw the pictures and let me know she thought they were really cool but thank you for the concern.

what if i made like… a thousand bite-sized pancakes

covered them in syrup

put them in a bowl

and ate them like cereal?

I got a new cuff that looks like a tiny man is climbing my ear
SAY IT TO MY FACE BRO, 
I DEER YOU

so if one person ate peanut butter
and another person ate jelly
and they made out
would it taste like peanut butter and jelly?

shopping wholesale is like magic. my three skirts and two pairs of tights come to under $30.

did-you-kno:



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im sick and tired of people bitching about stuff their parents do FOR them

I’VE DONE A TERRIBLE THING

I’VE DONE A TERRIBLE THING

it’s christmas eve, it’s getting pretty intense,
looks like someone
upped the antler

being sick and coughing up blood sucks so my boyfriend brought me some chocolate ice cream

Makes obnoxious buzzing sounds

i thought i might jump on the bandwagon
its rough but im working on it

MY LAPTOP IS FIXED!

So I’m really into Star Wars (if you didn’t already know) and this was a message I just got from my boyfriend.I just.Oh my goodness.

So I’m really into Star Wars (if you didn’t already know) and this was a message I just got from my boyfriend.
I just.
Oh my goodness.